mydrearyescapades
This is me :)

This is me :)

Truth.

Truth.

Truth:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when indeed you are not.

        This warning is not upheld at my household in the wee hours of the night, when I am trying to do some important stuff— like sleeping for example. Many sleepless nights have come and pass when I was shook awake with various screeches of, “Awww man I love Ice nine!” or “Anybody up for some fried chicken?” or, the most frequent of the late night jabber, “DUDE! I LOVE ME SOME HAL AND OATS!!!” Have left me with continuous cases of insomnia. Sopardon me for not being my bright and cheerful self at 3:00 a.m. and not jovially jumping on the idea of finding a Taco Bell willing to serve people at such a ungodly hour—I’m clearly in the wrong here. But until then… no, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

The best possible way to motivate yourself:
  1. Choose a goal you wish to accomplish (i.e. clean your room, finish that research paper, fight off the Mongol hordes)
  2. Listen to the Hunger Games score in order
  3. If you are not done with said goal by the time the mutts come out in the Muttations soundtrack, you have been mauled to death